The Mediterranean + me
Ashley and I explored an abandoned castle dating back to 1200 AD!
It was like real life “Game of Thrones,” except no main characters died.
"It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing."
—amputee Augustus Waters, champion of the unlit cigarette, if he had gone Italy instead of Amsterdam (at Brindisi, Italy)
Based on this translation, I guess you can take your dog inside the Colosseum. But you’re NOT allowed to walk it over to another pet and say, “Hey Fluffy, I’d like you to meet Spot.”
Kinda looks like I’m leaping up to catch the ball. Apparently I got confused about which kind of football I was playing.
"Business was pretty slow…"
"but then I invented…"
"the ice bucket challenge."
This ALS Ice Bucket Challenge must be raising so much money for companies that sell bags of ice.
The #NoFilterShow! Probably the least appropriate—and funniest—thing to ever happen in this synagogue.
I get to pick my jersey number for my World Cup uniform! Please suggest a number and explain why that particular number would be awesome, meaningful, and/or funny?